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A free What Brandon Thinks alternative

Brandon gives you an opinion. Mosaic shows you the evidence.

What Brandon Thinks hands your WhatsApp or iMessage chat to one AI character and writes up his take, with a free preview and the rest behind a paywall. MosaicChats charts the whole conversation instead: how each of you felt week by week, who carries it, where it turned. It reads six chat apps, and the full analysis is free.

No signup or credit card needed · WhatsApp, iMessage, Instagram and more

Why switch

Four things Brandon can't give you

  1. 01

    The full analysis, free

    No preview-then-paywall. Every chart and score in your report is free; Pro adds more AI coach messages and full-chat memory.

  2. 02

    Six chat apps, not two

    WhatsApp and iMessage, plus Instagram DMs, Messenger, Telegram and Snapchat. No export? Paste the text or upload up to 20 screenshots.

  3. 03

    Evidence over time, not one verdict

    Mood for each of you, week by week. Who sends more of the messages and when you both talk. A compatibility score split into the phases of your relationship.

  4. 04

    Follow-up questions

    A written report ends where it ends. Ask Myrah, the AI coach, what changed in March or why things cooled, and get answers from your own chat.

Side by side

What Brandon Thinks vs MosaicChats

What Brandon Thinks details come from its public website and FAQ, checked September 2026. MosaicChats isn't affiliated with it.

Chat apps
What Brandon ThinksWhatsApp (iPhone and Android) and iMessage
MosaicChatsWhatsApp, iMessage, Instagram, Facebook Messenger, Telegram and Snapchat
How you upload
What Brandon ThinksA WhatsApp export file; iMessage through its own Mac app (Apple Silicon, M1 or later)
MosaicChatsAn export file, pasted text or up to 20 screenshots; iMessage by uploading chat.db in the browser
What's free
What Brandon ThinksA free preview of your first report; you pay to read the rest
MosaicChatsThe full analysis dashboard, plus 5 AI coach messages a week
Paid plan
What Brandon ThinksPricing isn't listed on its public site
MosaicChatsPro, $9.99/month: 200 AI coach messages a week and full-chat memory
What you get
What Brandon ThinksOne written report in the voice of “Brandon”: his take on each person, a timeline of when things shifted, and an “awards” section
MosaicChatsInteractive charts: mood over time, message balance, activity by hour and day, compatibility score with phases, MBTI-style personality, word cloud, memorable moments
Follow-up questions
What Brandon ThinksNot described on its site
MosaicChatsAsk Myrah, the AI coach, about your chat
Group chats
What Brandon ThinksYes — group reports cover every member
MosaicChatsBuilt for one-on-one conversations
Report language
What Brandon ThinksEnglish, French or Spanish
MosaicChatsReads chats in most languages; the report is mostly in English

Which to pick

A hot take, or the real picture

What Brandon Thinks suits you if…

  • You want an entertaining written opinion of a chat, like a friend's hot take.
  • It's a group chat and you want a verdict on every member.
  • You'd like the report in French or Spanish.

MosaicChats suits you if…

  • You don't want to pay to see the full analysis.
  • Your chat is on Instagram, Messenger, Telegram or Snapchat, or you only have screenshots.
  • You're trying to understand a real relationship: how a one-on-one conversation changed over weeks and months, in charts.
  • You want to ask follow-up questions about the chat with an AI coach.

Try it

Analyze your chat in three steps

  1. 01

    Export or screenshot

    WhatsApp: Export chat → Without media. iMessage: chat.db on a Mac. Instagram and Messenger: Download your information. Guides: WhatsApp, iMessage, Instagram.

  2. 02

    Upload it here

    Drop the file (or up to 20 screenshots) into the uploader. No signup needed to try.

  3. 03

    Read your report

    Mood over time, who carries the chat, compatibility, personality — then ask Myrah what it means.

Questions

What Brandon Thinks vs MosaicChats: FAQs

Partly. According to its FAQ (checked September 2026), your first report comes with a free preview — you read the start of the report, then decide whether to pay for the rest. MosaicChats' chat analysis is free in full; only extra AI coach messages need Pro.

MosaicChats analyzes WhatsApp and iMessage chats — plus Instagram, Messenger, Telegram and Snapchat — for free, with no signup needed to try it. The output is different: charts and scores you can explore rather than a single written verdict.

Its site lists WhatsApp and iMessage (checked September 2026). If your conversation is in Instagram DMs, Facebook Messenger, Telegram or Snapchat, MosaicChats can read those exports.

It depends on what you want back. What Brandon Thinks gives you one AI character's written opinion of a chat, which is fun to read and good for group chats or a report in French or Spanish. MosaicChats gives you the evidence: how each of you felt week by week, who carries the conversation, where it turned, and a compatibility score broken into phases, free in full and across six chat apps. If you're trying to understand a real relationship rather than get a hot take, start with MosaicChats.

No. They're separate, unrelated products. Everything said here about What Brandon Thinks comes from its public website and FAQ, and may have changed since we checked.

It's processed to build your analysis, which is stored under an anonymous hash and stays private unless you share it. Data is encrypted in transit and at rest, and you can delete a conversation from your dashboard. As our Privacy Policy explains, we also keep anonymized copies (names and identifying details removed) for research and to improve our analysis.

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